How To Wash The Cat

This has been around before, but just in case you didn't see it then, enjoy. ps : Thanks Patti for the laugh :)

How to Wash the Cat ...

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet
shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never
mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is
actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
"power-wash and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be
sure that there are no people between the bathroom
and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly
lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through
the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry
himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



Sincerely,
The Dog